Something fun

Bill Rappleye

Dog for sale

Sometimes I get funny stuff from the rappers…I’m going to start putting them on the blog.  Here’s a dog-for-sale item.

The seller’s pitch goes something like this:

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as ‘Holy (expletive)!‘