Monday, December 15, 2008
Well, Now I Know.
by Teresa
I have to admit, I’ve never understood why anyone would really need to drive a Hummer in Rhode Island.
But on Saturday, at the Warwick Mall, in the parking lot, I heard an engine roar, just behind my car, and then I saw a Hummer screech out into the oncoming traffic lane (luckily, no other cars were traveling in that lane at that moment). The huge truck then cut a sharp turn up over a section of curbing, crashing onto a median that separated the travel lane from the parking space. It launched up over the curb, and lurched into a parking spot on the other side of that median, slamming to a stop right in front of another car whose owner had been waiting patiently to get into that spot, as another vehicle pulled out. (Thankfully, that other car wasn’t close enough to get crushed by the gigantic, gas-guzzling behemoth.)
So. I guess. Now I know. Some people apparently need to drive enormous, pseudo-military-assault vehicles… in order to cheat other people out of parking spots when the mall is crowded with Christmas shoppers.
Happy Holidays.